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Taylor Swift on Christmas Game Day!

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Tex Hollywood - December 26, 2023

The Chiefs lost their Christmas game, but Taylor Swift came out a winner as she awkwardly cosplayed as a WAG with the other player's wives.

She also secured all the press coverage her heart could desire, knowing how big a deal the NFL game day is for America, and missing that opportunity on Christmas would go against all the hard work the Kelce and Swift marketing teams have invested in to create this silly tabloid love affair.

The good news is that Kelce threw his helmet during the game, and now SWIFTIES are mad about his rage issues and his toxic masculinity, something fun to over analyze while trying to defend some popstar who doesn't care about them over TWITTER!

Obviously, the jock is just being a jock and the people scared of that kind of thing are probably all Taylor Swift listeners, since Taylor Swift fandom requires a higher level of estrogen, which is why their love affair seems so weird, but clearly Taylor Swift is after some masculine energy, otherwise she'd be dating an actor or musician and not an athlete.

The funny thing is the people mad that he's angry during his game that he is paid to win, are the same people who probably dress in leather and choke each other at the weird parties they attend thanks to being void of morals and values.

Either way, it's a fun angle....Taylor Swift faces domestic abuse due to Athlete CTE Rage! Is she the next Nicole Brown? I'm sure some people are hoping she is!

It's all just silly noise to distract you, isn't it!



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