Tex Hollywood - November 27, 2023
Taylor Swift's tight end is no longer her booty in a pair of performance panties while on stage collecting the stupid amount of money she makes everyday she performs, her tight end is now in the form of a Kansas City Chief named Travis Kelce, you may have heard of him.
Their love affair has been one of the more annoying things to happen this NFL season, it almost felt contrived, manufactured and part of an elaborate hoax, fooling the world to care.
Well, they have something new to celebrate, because they are all over the tabloids today thanks to Taylor Swift "LIKING" a post share by the Chiefs yesterday celebrating Kelce's NFL record he broke.
Meaning, when Taylor Swift likes a post on social media, it makes news. This is how far gone our society has gone.
The record in question, Kelce is the fastest tight end to 11k receiving yards and the only player in franchise history to ever do it.
The Chiefs beat the Raiders 31-17 in yesterday's game, Taylor was in Brazil performing for millions of people, including the mother of one of her fans who died at an earlier show.
The tabloids are also reporting that the couple have big plans for Christmas together and that they hate spending time apart and are trying to be as normal of a couple as possible.