Tommy Paul in Shorter Shorts than his Tennis WAG!

Paige Lorenze is probably happy that Armie Hammer didn't eat her back in that whole scandal.

She is now in a category of elite WAG behavior, and based on Tommy Paul's outfit, tennis probably needs to start issuing dress codes for off-court life.

Paige Lorenze showed up poolside with Tommy Paul looking like they accidentally raided each other’s closets… and lost.

Somehow, in a twist, Tommy Paul appeared to be wearing shorter shorts than Paige.

This is a man who plays professional tennis for a living. A man who has sprinted across hard courts in front of crowds, sponsors, and slow-motion replay cameras. And yet here he is, poolside, giving off “I borrowed these from my girlfriend’s Pilates set".

No, for Armie Hammer, we are not going to unpack that entire saga here in detail since this is a tennis WAG pool moment, not a true crime podcast.

The internet memory is long, unwell, and deeply committed to chaos. So naturally, Paige Lorenze gets dragged into the kind of pop culture sentence.

“Wasn’t she supposed to be… eaten by Armie Hammer or something?”

To be clear: Paige is not being eaten by anyone, except maybe by Tommy when he's feeling frisky.