Tex Hollywood - November 9, 2023
In news you shouldn't care about, but that the media is shoving down our throats, Travis Kelce is planning on visiting his girl, if she is even a a girl, Taylor Swift in Argentina for the first leg of her South America / International tour.
His team is off until the 20th, when they face his brother and the Eagles, so he needs to be back on Sunday for practice on Monday.
He mentioned his plans on his podcast with his brother, saying “My skin’s getting real pale, so I gotta go somewhere sunny.”
To which his brother responded “Somewhere south, Closer to the equator.”
Now, the Argentinian sex romp as been confirmed, let's hope he eats lots of steak!
Here's some AI art to celebrate the lame headline!
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