WAG Alix Earle in Montauk!

Alix Earle is a product of our times. She is one of the top billed social media personalities out there thanks to going viral doing "get ready with me" videos at the right time.

Whether she's all that compelling is up for debate, but she has definitely grabbed her influencer dreams by the tits and milked the hell out of them to maximize her return on investment.

She has over 7 million followers on TikTok, 4 million on Instagram. She has a successful podcast for the sad people of the world who like to listen to social media personalities share their stories about being social media personalities, since they are just that compelling and have such deep insight.

She has landed an NFL player as a man, she has landed the next season of Dancing with the Stars, and today she shares her time on Montauk, where she wore a red bikini, ate bagels and Matcha lattes, did Pilates and exploited all the trends, the way these people do.