SJ - August 1, 2020
Los Angeles Clippers guard Lou Williams is in a 10-day quarantine, in the NBA's Disney Bubble, after he hit up a strip club in Atlanta during an excused trip to attend a funeral.
Williams claimed he was only at the strip club to pickup his dinner. Nobody bought that story and it turns out we were all right to doubt him.
According to a stripper named Aries, Williams also received a socially distant dance while he was there.
From Los Angeles Times:
Working the day shift from 3 to 9 p.m., Aries said she danced last week for Williams, a regular at the club who has a dish named after him: the “Louwill Lemon Pepper BBQ wings.”
After placing an order with the Magic City kitchen, the high-scoring Clippers guard ambled around the club, Aries said, and she was one of a few dancers who performed for him, keeping a six-foot distance.
“He tipped very well,” she said.
After she snitched on Williams, the stripper felt bad about doing so and issued an apology.
She didn't need to. Everyone, including the NBA, new Lou's story was bullshit. We're not all dumbasses.