Antonio Brown Goes Up Against the Swifties!

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Tex Hollywood - March 6, 2024

Antonio Brown has been a hilarious and controversial figure on social media after he suddenly retired from the NFL one game.

He has gone viral for various crazy things he's said or done, the highlight up until now has been the Tom Brady trolling, where he was photoshopping his face on Brady, or Brady's face on him, or just getting right up in the mix of the divorce targeting Gisele. It was a good time for all, maybe not those involved, but we're a voyeuristic group that like to watch other people's dirty laundry be hung.

Most recently, he's targeted the SWIFTIES, because I am sure he knows that's an easy to trigger contentious group, and he did it by reposting Taylor at a Chiefs game and calling her body a saltine cracker.

Now, anyone who is not captivated by the being that is Taylor Swift and do not understand why the rest of the world treats her like some sort of god, we can understand where AB is coming from. She really isn't much to write home about outside her giant career, fanbase and fame.

When looking at Kelce's ex girlfriends, it solidifies the idea that he's just an opportunist using Taylor to advance his career, while she's likely doing the same because that's what these people care about.

It's hard to accept that he's into Taylor Swift for her hotness, since like AB says, she's built like a Saltine Cracker.

I'm not sure if that's a racist dig at her whiteness, calling her a cracker, but he delivered a follow-up tweet with an AI of him baking crackers and the whole thing is just hilarious.

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