SJ - September 2, 2021
A new game has hit outfields across this great land. "Tits or ass" is where a fan asks a player, usually an outfielder, whether or not they're a tits or ass man.
As I described, it's clearly a game for intellectuals! Padres star Fernando Tatis Jr. played the game recently with a fan. It turns out he's an ass man.
The face of baseball is an ass man (Via ig/dylanpescatore) pic.twitter.com/oRJnVYh0W7
— Starting 9 (@Starting9) September 1, 2021
We're glad Tatis moved out to the outfield. Now we know he prefers the ass over the tits and that's a very important bit of knowledge that we all have now.
Good luck keeping track of family birthdays or anniversaries when you have Tatis is an ass man rolling around the old cranium.
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