Tex Hollywood - October 20, 2023
Jena Sims is the 34 year old wife of Brooks Koepka, who is a star earner for LIV Golf, which makes her life pretty nice. She had her first child with Koepka back in July and was just named SI SWIM's rookie of the year, so it's never too late for you ladies, just find a pro athlete man and SI Swim may come knockin!
The once aspiring actress, living the life she was probably hoping for when trying to be an actor, but landing things like "Sharknado" instead, which wasn't quite the vision back when she was Miss Georgia Teen USA deciding to make the move to Hollywood seems to have always wanted to be an SI SWIM model.
Now, she's been named the SI SWIM ROOKIE of the year, despite being 34 years old, which you'd think would make her an alum who visits the Rookies, just not in this era of inclusivity!
It's interesting that there's still a group of women who validate themselves based on being an SI Swim model, it's pretty silly, but for a group of women, this is the pivotal moment, the absolute dream, but maybe Jena Sims is this excited because at 34 she never expected this kind of thing to happen, even with an athlete husband.
I also think the demographic of woman who is overly excited by being featured in SI SWIM is the same woman who hates men who "objectify" them, but that's up for debate, because clearly they like when their bikini pics are legitimized.
Jena Sims also owns her own swimwear brand, so maybe this is all part of an elaborate advertising deal, as you know they have the budget to buy this kind of placement as part of an ad!
She also walked one of their runway shows back when she was pregnant, so she was already working the team with her Southern Charm!!
Here's her announcement:
Thank YOU for the votes, the support, the reshares, even the hate. It all counted 💙 WE DID IT BABY!!! Beyond honored to be named one of the first rookies for the 60th anniversary issue
Here she is breast milk pumpin:
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