Tex Hollywood - July 19, 2023
Jake Paul's 6 foot tall, well built, Olympian who dolls herself up before her appearances like some kind of influencer, amassing millions of followers and putting the Speed Skating sport on the map for the people who wrote it off as giant Soviet women with beards and giant legs, and not in a good way, running around in circles.
Being a hottie has pumped new life into the sport, but what makes her more interesting than just being a hot chick in sports is that she actually wins. She's a star performer, top in the world, which is the biggest win in the whole thing.
Not only can she show up fully glammed, attention seeking, wanting to get noticed by the likes of her now boyfriend and the internet as a whole, but she wins, so it's the ultimate fuck you to all the haters!
I appreciate that!
She appears to be back on the ice, back to work at training camp, away from Puerto Rico and her Paul obsession and she's looking like a winner.
She's also doing some off-ice training:
In other Jutta news, it seems like Madame Tussaud's did a wax figure of her and she posed with herself, something we assume Jake Paul has probably already ordered a copy of for his bedroom.
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