SJ - November 24, 2021
With it being the week of Thanksgiving sports media members having been asking their dumbass questions about what players like to eat on turkey day.
Patriots quarterback Mac Jones was asked about his favorite dessert and revealed he's not a fan of pies.
#Patriots QB Mac Jones says he is not a Pie guy, goes for anything chocolate and the side he can't do without -- like his HC Bill Belichick -- is mashed potatoes and gravy
"I don't like any of the pies" pic.twitter.com/L7f101IoIZ
— Merloni & Fauria (@MerloniFauria) November 22, 2021
He's 100% correct with this take. Pecan, pumpkin, apple, any of those kinds of pies are fucking trash. The only acceptable pies have chocolate.
Desserts in general with fruit are stupid. Why waste a dessert by trying to pretend like it's healthier with fruit?
It's not healthier so you might as well enjoy your dessert with chocolate and sugar like a grown-up.
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