Tex Hollywood - November 30, 2022
Olivia Culpo is the instagram influencer WAG to the NFL, who at this point in her NFL dating career she's with Christian McCaffrey.
She has had a lot of success on social media, from being a pageant winner, to dating some celebs, including at least one Jonas Brother before realizing the real American dream is to be with the sports stars. They just have lots of money, testosterone and time off. Plus they have the crazy fanbases and celebrity so that strategically she can still leverage them.
You see, there's nothing authentic about social media. Each picture and story is posed. Each comment and caption edited down. So everything about it is fake as hell, but when you hit a certain level of virality, you get paid and Culpo gets paid, so why would she ever turn her back on that.
She is currently doing her best at becoming a reality TV star, like a Kardashian to further leverage her fans, her celebrity, her audience and make as much as she can off them. I don't know how that's going, but it is a pretty lame dream. Doesn't she have enough?
Even her posts pushing her boyfriend seem like part of the script, staged, designed to fuel her narcissistic dreams. There is no way Olivia Culpo isn't fake as hell.
I am sure she is stoked now that her boyfriend has been traded to a more favorable city, and he's even on a winning team. Leaving Carolina on her mind, but fully embracing San Francisco since it's just a short flight from L.A, where her demonic TV dreams happen.
She is really milking it for the Gram as she is out cheerleading at the game, almost making it about her. The 49ers won, making the whole thing better and the booty looks good in jeans so keep up the good work!