SJ - June 2, 2022
When Sports Illustrated model Christen Harper is happy, everyone is happy.
According to her latest Instagram post, which came on Wednesday, she is in fact happy. She's in a bikini, it looks like on a beach somewhere, there's a smile on her face, plenty cleavage on display and a drink in front of her.
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It's hard not to be happy when you're on the beach drinking out of a fruit. I'll be there soon enough, okay a month from now, but I will be very happy on the beach too. Drink in hand, little umbrella in it perhaps, soaking up the sun with my sunglasses on until I pass out.
Yeah my happiness isn't the same as Harper's, and I don't look as good as she does in a swimsuit, but it's close enough. Go way too hard from day one and fizzle out by day three. I don't know about you but that's how I roll.
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