Taylor Swift Turns Down the Super Bowl Halftime Show!

Taylor Swift is in the midst of some kind of insane revival that I don't understand, but it seems like it's on a religious or spiritual level and not in a good way. The masses of people, even people you wouldn't expect, have been brainwashed and sucked into the world of Taylor Swift.

Tickets are selling for 10,000+ dollars, governments are begging for Taylor Swift to perform in their countries, SWIFT fans are travelling to Europe to see her same concert in different settings.

The Taylor Swift movement is embarrassing at best, mainly because her stage presence and music isn't even that good, but when things go viral on the internet, the internet responds accordingly!

As it turns out, Taylor Swift was asked to do the Super Bowl Half Time show this year, a year where she's at her most popular, making the most money she's ever made, all while being as uninspiring of a star, so of course she was invited to partake in the show to keep up the hype.

She turned it down because she doesn't need the Super Bowl, she's BIGGER than the Super Bowl, and maybe the Super Bowl NEEDS her!