The 49ers lost to the Browns Thanks to Brock Purdy’s Worst Performance in his Career!

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Tex Hollywood - October 16, 2023

The 49ers lost their first game of the season the Browns, in a 19-17 upset.

Brock Purdy was QB for the 49ers, he had his worst performance in his playing career, throwing an interception and a fumble and missed many opportunities. What a loser.

This is his girl Jenna Brandt who has committed to a life of marriage with the loser NFL player.

In other gamed news, Olivia Culpo's Christian McCaffrey left the field in the second half due to an Oblique injury, one that I am sure he hope his Influencer bride-to-be will nurse back to health from one of her influencer trips over facetime because she doesn't have time for wife shit.

The Brown's QB, P.J. Walker stepped in for Deshaun Watson who was getting a massage for his shoulder injury and his wife was there to support, proud of the win, because winning is winning!

That's the summary of the game for all you SPORTS buffs out there! This is sports reporting for the sports fan that is only there for the chicks!

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