Tex Hollywood - November 10, 2023
In crazy news thanks to the NFL becoming the only place for celebrity gossip and scandal to really exist, The Swifties, who are new NFL fans thanks to the "TRAYLOR" relationship, marketing stunt, are mad.
I have seen about a dozen headlines in the mainstream media about Taylor Swift and the NF today alone. They've talk Taylor Swift's Argentina concert that Kelce didn't attend because he was with the Mahomes at a charity event, which was apparently a big story or clickbait headline across all the big sites/publications, but this headline is my favorite.
Basically, the fake scandal and controversy is around a SKIMS campaign, featuring the MAHOMES family, since SKIMS does men's items and is the biggest brand in comfort thanks to the witchcraft the Kardashians use to game the internet.
I feel like the Kardashians probably paid SWIFTIES or fake bot accounts dressed like SWIFTIES to generate the fake scandal around this campaign, you know, to generate hype. All press is good press, think of it as the SEX TAPE of holiday campaigns featuring an NFL family and their kids.
The reason it's a scandal is simple, people of the internet are idiots, but they claim it's because Kanye interrupted Taylor Swift at an award show, then included her in a song about how he will have sex with her, because he basically made her famous. Which isn't that much of a lie, it amplified Taylor's brand equity.
This was back in 2016, so clearly Swift should be furious about her new fake friend getting paid to promote Kim Kardashian products that Swift probably has ownership in.
Internet trash make issues out of nothing, especially since Kim and Kanye are no longer together, but that doesn't stop the loser fan of the internet to generate fake BEEF for views, for money, because of outrage, who knows, but in the end Taylor and Kim and Kelce and Mahomes keep winning.
I think the bigger story is that they've cast their kids in the campaign, when kids shouldn't be on the internet ever. especially when you have the resources to keep them off the internet and social media because you're rich.
The world is a sick place.
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