Tex Hollywood - September 26, 2023
Everyone is maximizing this Taylor Swift dating Travis Kelce nonsense that seems like nothing more than a viral stunt, to either sell product or the NFL, or to distract the public with nonsense like more Taylor Swift.
I don't know why the hive mind is so into Taylor Swift, but the NFL integration seemed like a natural fit since the NFL is huge also. Just totally reclaim the attention of the people with a celebrity couple both the wives and husbands can gossip about in their sad sad lives.
Well, the NFL, the CHIEFS and the players aren't the only ones maximizing the story.
Even the designer of Kelce's clown suit he wore renamed it on the site and called it “1989 Bedroom Painting,” for people to think it is Taylor Swift affiliated, which now it is.
— Jarrett Payton (@paytonsun) September 25, 2023
In the first 24 hours of the story, Kelce's social media blew up with 100s of thousands of new followers, his merch sales went up over 400 percent and his Jersey is potentially the top selling Jersey by now.
In other news, Taylor came equipped with cliff notes for the game...
A source said: “We’re told Taylor’s time with Donna, Travis’ mom, went “very well” … and that the matriarch calls Taylor “a lovely person.”
The Mahomes didn't like the attention taken off them and the hot new boring couple basically cleared out the restaurant they went to by paying everyone's bill.
Now fans are thinking this may be a huge distraction from Kelce's game and be the end of him, but here are the best memes about the nonsense so far:
It's all so stupid!
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