Tom Brady’s Girl Kim Kardashian Does Cartwheels in a Thong!

The big rumor that no one should care about, but that people should potentially be disgusted by, is the Tom Brady, the man who can have pretty much any hottie that he wants, has gone from Victoria's Secret icon to instagram model and pornographer, Kim Kardashian, which is a downgrade.

Maybe his CTE helps him make bad decisions, or his love for her work in Kim K Superstar runs deep, and that he wore out the DVD because they are both from that era, so making it a reality because dude loves porn chicks, is what you'd do when the opportunity presents itself.

Sure, Kim K has her own money and a lot of it, thanks to the way the internet ended up panning out for her, coupled her willingness to peddle products like a merchant at a flea market or a crack dealer outside the schoolyard, a stripper at a stripclub, a hooker on the street corner looking for her next hit, but having money isn't everything, I mean it is to empty and disgusting people, but he's got his own money and doesn't need hers, so that can't be the appeal.

She recently posted some pictures of herself on the beach doing a cartwheel, to let you know she's a little gymnast in the bedroom thanks to all the practice after being a professional in the bedroom games. This could be shot at her new Bahamas residence for tax evasion purposes. It's a location that her and Tom Brady bonded over, because he was already there doing the whole tax evading thing in the Bahamas, which turned into their rumored sexy time, rich people bond over tax evasion.

Their rumpred romance was validated after the Fanatics billionaire July 4th party where the duo was in the same place at the same time. Then, her Private Jet which has been blocked on most flight tracking sites, had her leave New York on July 11th to Miami, where we can assume she shuttled over to the Bahamas for sexy time with Brady on a more anonymous plane, only to be back in Miami today.

Did we debunk the gross love affair, or are we just looking at a science experiment of a booty in a thong, that doesn't move even when upside down and in motion and NOT in a good way, especially at 45 years old! Maybe we are doing both!