Dustin Johnson Makes a Sex Injury Joke!

Dustin Johnson has not just been a winner on the links, he's also a winner with his wife selection, since Paulina Gretzky is some kind of hot.

He is coming off a LIV Golf win in Tulsa and going into a PGA Championship at Oak Hill, which he could potentially win.

When chatting with the press, they asked him how he got his back injury, which he implies was from having sex with his wife, because if your wife is Paulina Gretzky, that's probably all you'd want to be doing, other than winning golf tournaments to help finance her life, so that she keeps letting you have sex with her.

The people of the internet are happy with the joke, which isn't all that funny, risking his career to "pick up a big kid" - how irresponsible. The things women do to a man!

DJ with an amusing explanation for his back injury earlier this year pic.twitter.com/oQVcQMPza1

— Brendan Porath (@BrendanPorath) May 17, 2023

While leading up to the tournament, he took some time out of the bedroom to show Paulina how to golf, because maybe Golf Influencing as a Golf Wag is in her future!

Dustin Johnson tuning up for the PGA Championship by giving Paulina Gretzky a late-night golf lesson. pic.twitter.com/BeOjMc3YXH

— Alex Myers (@AlexMyers3) May 17, 2023