Echo Lawrence - February 6, 2023
In some recent "Florida Man" news, former NFL star Vontae Davis has been arrested in Hollywood Florida after allegedly driving under the influence and rear ending a parked pickup truck.
The former football star was arrested after first responders arrived at the scene on Saturday and found Davis' Tesla all banged up, they also found a Toyota pickup truck that looked like the Tesla had hit it.
They didn't find Davis behind the wheel of the Tesla but instead asleep on the side of the road, presumably trying to sleep off whatever drunk he had left in him before the cops arrived.
Personally, I'm blaming the Toyota pickup for this because it was left sitting on the side of the road with a flat tire, being totally in the way of oncoming traffic. I also blame Elon Musk for his shitty Tesla cars that are as lame as they are stupid, I thought these "smart cars" were supposed to do all the driving for you! What's the point of having a self driving car if you cant throw back a few beers while it whips you around the city?
When the cops asked Vontae if he had been drinking, he foolishly admitted that he had "two mixed drinks", clearly the dude has never heard the phrase "deny till you die".
Arrest the Tesla and #FreeDavis!
Here's the arrest video where the police say something along the lines of "You almost killed someone"
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