SJ - May 10, 2022
Paige Spiranac's recent trip to the Bahamas to play golf was for a little tournament called the Derek Jeter Celebrity Invitational. No big deal.
Paige revealed on her podcast, "Playing a Round with Paige Renee" that while she was there she got double pink eye. She attempted to hide her unfortunate situation behind sunglasses.
It didn't exactly work. At one point MLB Hall of Famer Ken Griffey Jr. took her sunglasses off to see how drunk she was.
"I'm a little tipsy at this point, and he looked at me and went, 'hold on,' and he's trying to take my sunglasses off to see how my eyes are, to see where I'm at. He takes them off and he's like, 'girl you're fucked up.'"
"I'm like, I think it's much better that Griffey thinks I'm lit than that I have pink eye. I'm dying, and he gave me this look, and I'm like, 'I'm going to put my sunglasses back on and just keep on going'"
Paige then admitted that it was a good day to have big boobs.
"Honestly, it's a great day to have big tits when your face is looking rough."
"People are like, 'girls get so mad when you look at their boobs instead of their face,' and I'm like, 'if I have double pink eye you'd better be looking at my boobs.'"
How can you not love Paige? I know jealousy makes people do things that doesn't exactly make sense, but come on. She's hot, she loves sports, and she's funny as hell. I don't get the hate.
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