ADVERTISEMENT

NFL

Peyton Manning Once Told a Browns Player to Take a Shit on His GM’s Desk

Gallery Icon

SJ - November 4, 2021

Former Browns star offensive lineman (yeah those do exist) Joe Thomas revealed on the podcast he co-hosts with his former teammate Andrew Hawkins, "The Thom & Hawk Football Show" that Peyton Manning once told him to take a shit on his GM's desk to force his way out of Cleveland.

According to Thomas, prior to the 2015 trade deadline he had a conversation with Manning in which the then Broncos quarterback wanted Thomas to force a trade by shitting on the GM's desk.  Thomas never did that and as a result he never got a ring.

From Outkick:

“[Manning]’s like, ‘Alright, here’s the game plan. Go into your GM’s office when he’s not there, pull your pants down and take a shit on his desk. Then they can’t do anything but trade you, and then you can come win a Super Bowl with me,’” per The Thom & Hawk Football Show.

An amused Thomas responded by telling Manning, “Peyton, I appreciate your humor as always. I appreciate that you want me. That really gives me a lot of warm and fuzzies,” Thomas told his podcast listeners. “But I’m not gonna be able to poop on my GM’s desk.”

The Browns were shitting all over the place back then.  Even if Thomas took a shit right on the GM's desk it's hard to say if he would have noticed or not.  Thomas should have done it, been traded to Denver and road off into the sunset with Manning.

 

Subscribe to our newsletter


 



Comments
Disclaimer: All rights reserved for writing and editorial content. No rights or credit claimed for any images featured on egotasticsports.com unless stated. If you own rights to any of the images because YOU ARE THE PHOTOGRAPHER and do not wish them to appear here, please contact us info(@)egotastic.com and they will be promptly removed. If you are a representative of the photographer, provide signed documentation in your query that you are acting on that individual's legal copyright holder status.
>