Schwarzenegger’s Bodyguard Goes Viral!

Arnold, the body builder, real estate tycoon. action star, governor, Kennedy Husband, maid impregnantor and all around legend is going viral today, not so much because of something he did, but rather someone who is in his entourage. The Bodyguard.

There is no real word on whether Arnold and his man are as intimate as Whitney and Kevin Costner in previous Bodyguard love stories, but we definitely appreciate the union, because the Bodyguard makes Arnold look like a little girl. His sheer size, impressive.

The Arnold is promoting a book and he still draws crowds, which is why the old and frail man needs to bring a guy as big as SHAQ, who people are saying look like SHAQ, because of racism.

J'essaie d'imaginer la taille du garde du corps de Schwarzy pic.twitter.com/9HUk198f2d

— Mister Biing_© (parodie) (@biing_c) November 10, 2023